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Dirty Words by dreamer45 Dirty Words by dreamer45
aka, Ben is so fucked when he gets downstairs. XD

Ben: Y-yes, honey?

Based off what my little half sister used to do when she was 2. I remember one time, she came into my room one morning when I was sleeping (well, I was awake, but I didn't want to get up) and she was playing with these rocks that you get in gift shops and junk. She spilled the bag all over the floor and said "Dammit". I was cracking the fuck up XD

So dear little Andy, who is 3 years old, is playing with his blocks and knocks them over, expressing his frustration through a dirty word. Rex, who is making stuff right next to him in the kitchen (and wearing his awesome pink apron XD), hears this and immediately knows who's responsible for his son's new bad habit. You better run, Ben, cuz Rex is gonna kill you with that knife.

I really like how this turned out (and I'm too fucking lazy to go color it). Enjoy! :D

Ben 10 and Generator Rex (c) Man of Action
Andy Salazar-Tennyson and art belong to me ;P
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Sanluris Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Hah......uh-oh, spaghetti-ohs.
I must have just not cared when I was little, because I heard F-bombs and other things all the time in Forrest Gump, and I watched that all the time, but I never said them. I didn't know what they meant so I just forgot about them. Lucky me. I was bad enough as a kid at family reunions.
Anyway, Andy is a darn cute kid. :meow: His little potty mouth kinda makes him cuter. Oh, the things kids do!
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
lol, I got in trouble a few times when I was little cuz I'd say a bad word when I wasn't supposed to and then my older sisters would tattle on me XP

and yes Andy is a cutie-patootie o3o
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clintbarton234 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
i hope Rex doesn't kill Ben because then Andy would be without a father and Rex would be out of a partner/mate
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
It's okay, Rex won't kill Ben. Maybe just maim him a little XD
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clintbarton234 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
oh god then watch out Ben
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
XD
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clintbarton234 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
lol
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VickichanMiku Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013   Artist
this reminds of the time my little sister called our mom a bitch at the age of three I got blame for that even though I was eleven at the time and didn't known that word till I was fourteen.   
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013
:P
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streamfur97 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
Holy crap Ben you better run cause Rex got a butcher knife
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
XP
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kaybugg1 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Awe how cute!
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
:D
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UlrichXKairi4eva Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This reminds me of the time by little cousin called me a "bitch" and she was only two! XD
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
XP
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UlrichXKairi4eva Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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Kittychan2005 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How in the bloody heck is Dam it a dirty word? fuck is hell not so should, shit and bitch are dirty words but Damit?? I live in Australia so damit never really seem that bad of a bad word to me, (no one tells me offf for saying it) but then again you can get away with saying "what the bloody heck is going on here mate" and not have everyone have their knickers in a twist over it so I've no idea what counts for bad works overseas
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
In regards to young children here in the US, "dammit" is considered a bad word ;P
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Kittychan2005 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
wow I'll have to make note to never say it then if I ever go to the US
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
People say it all the time, so you're still good ;P Parents tell kids that "dammit" is a bad word so there aren't little 1st graders or something running around and cursing at each other XP
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Kittychan2005 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ok and wow XD
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bloodyrose27 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
wow thats funny but thats nothing to what i said when i was one i said OH SHIT UR FUCKED mom and dad loling
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
XP
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bloodyrose27 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
lol :D
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dragon1415 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student Artist
I finally drew it!!!!:0 im happy now:3
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
Have you posted it yet? :3
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dragon1415 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student Artist
Yes:3
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crypids Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
to tell the truth i think this is how ben almost lost his hand
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Lol, or one of the many times he almost lost his hand XD
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crypids Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
yep lol hey i got a question for you
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
What's your question?
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crypids Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
i have some ideas for new pics you can draw of ben,rex, and andy but i was wondering if you took ideas or not?
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
I'll take ideas, but I'm not taking requests right now because I'm really backed up on them XP What did you have in mind? :D
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crypids Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
like the ben&rex wedding, caesar,holiday and six reaction to finding out rex is prego, andys brith, and someothers
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
Those sound like fun! What are the "some others" you mentioned?
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crypids Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
to tell the truth i think this is actully how ben almost got his hand cut off
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iBeewitched Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg. XDD
YOU MUST COLOUR IT >:U
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012
If I get the time (and the motivation) XD
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012
Aww. Moomy Rex pissed at Daddy Rex with Three year old Ben. :iconiloveyouplz:

(Rex is trying to kill Ben for swearing in front of Andy. Vanessa is wrestling him to the ground, having knocked the cleaver out of his hand, and the roll on the ground)

Vanessa: Rex, what happened to you out there in Providence!? DID YOU HAVE ONE TOO MANY FROZEN MOCHA FRAPA-CAPPUCCINOS!!?

:iconbentennysonplz: Come On, Guys. STOP IT DAMMIT!!

(Vanessa and Rex stop wrestling, turn to stare at him, holding Andy who pulls at his dangling feet)

Vanessa&Rex: What. Did. You. Say?
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012
Now we know how Andy is picking all of this up XD
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012
Rex: I think Ben is cheating on me.

Claire: NO!!

Circe: ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!

Vanessa: Giga-Gasp!!!

Holiday: What makes you think that?

Rex: Isn't it obvious? (gestures to "Slight" pouch on belly) I've already given him a son and lost my figure, so he doesn't desire me anymore.

Amy: Anything he said or did that made you think he doesn't find you desirable?

Rex: Yes. Last night, he came home, ate dinner, went to bed and went to sleep.

Claire: And...?

Rex: Well....he went to sleep..we didn't....(gestures hand) You know.

Vanessa: Oh! And he promised?

Rex: NO! It's just....that's the first time that's happened, since we had Andy, got married and lived together.

Vanessa: Wait...you mean...for the last 13 years you two, have without fail, every night....

Rex: Yes! :D Right after Dinner.

Claire: Well, no wonder you turn down me and Noah's Dinner invitations!
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xXDanielPhantomXx Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I WAS F**KIN' DIEING WHEN I READ THIS!!!!!
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Glad I amuse you so much :D

I've got more if you ever want to read more, just tell me what shows and Genre your okay with and I'll not them to ya or somthing ;)
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xXDanielPhantomXx Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
okay! I'll let you know! :)
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
Mrs. Tennyson: I can't believe this boy was at one point a Giant Robot Machine!

Vanessa: But you can believe in Ralph Needern? Bellwood's own Half Man-Half Grasshopper?

Sandra Tennyson: Dear, I'm telling you when he rubbed his legs together you'd Swear you were on a Camping trip!
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xXDanielPhantomXx Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMFG!!!! THAT IS COMEDY GOLD!!!!!
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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012
Oh, Rex. :iconhurrplz:
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bbb35 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
:icongeneratorrexplz: Well, Guys, turns out I was freaking out for nothing. Ben proved me wrong the next morning. :iconhurrplz:

Claire: Whoah! Are you saying....Every Morning As Well?

:icongeneratorrexplz: Yep! :D (Gets up heading toward door) Well, I gotta go. Me and Benji have a Tai Chi Class this after noon. (waves) See Ya!

(After Rex leaves, Circe and Claire turn to see Vanessa frantically flipping thru the Dictionary.)

Circe: V, what are you doing?

Vanessa: (licks fingers, to flip pages) Looking up Tai Chi! Whatever it is I want some!!

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dreamer45 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
XD
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XLR8E Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Student General Artist
ROFL just like I did with when I tripped over my sister's bag and said "oh snarf and oh fuck1"
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